Fed Follies

I just had to post something funny that just happened. About half an hour ago I was cleaning some old sheets out of the linen closet to make room for new ones, and my missing Mary Magdalene HP fell out onto the floor! Okay, about a year and a half ago (is it just me or is it really hard to keep track of past events? It’s all happening too fast!) I got an MM HP from Carol. I decided to wear it part time, switching off with my original HP that I had gotten when we first met Carol and Don. I have a sentimental attachment to that original HP. :-) Anyway, while wearing one HP I would put the other one on the end table by the front door. I had left my MM HP there, and the next time I went to put it on, it was gone. I looked all over, under and around the furniture but I couldn’t find it. Stevo hadn’t moved it and no one else had been in the house. Except…

In late 2013 we started getting NSA wankers teleporting into our house via our upstairs closet. Yeah, I know, it sounds bizarre. But we kept hearing footsteps upstairs, which is just a loft over our living room. All residents of the house were downstairs and accounted for. So, it was either my dad’s ghost or someone else who got in by stealth. This kind of thing happens to Don and Carol all the time, but we hardly ever have any agents in the house. In a chat, the psychics helped us figure out that they were porting into our upstairs closet, so I put an HHG up there to close the port. That seemed to work. And guess where the linens are stored? Yep, right there by the portal.

So here I am, Jan. 1, 2015, digging in the linen closet, and out pops my missing MM HP, minus the string! I just started laughing! We have found when stuff like this happens, when stuff goes missing, when they’re trying to psych you out, the best thing to do is laugh. Getting scared or angry just puts you in 3rd chakra fear, which is where they want you. The other funny thing is that about 3 days ago I was thinking about the missing HP and said to myself “it will show up eventually”. And I was right.

Carol generously replaced my MM HP a while ago, so now I have an extra one I can gift to someone else. Thanks agents!

~ Dooney

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2 Responses to Fed Follies

  1. Edu says:

    Is there any problem wearing both HPs at once? I wear my regular HP over the heart center and also my MM HP uper in my chest, nearer the “higher heart”. I wear both of them all the time.

    • dooney says:

      Hi Edu,
      I don’t think that’s a problem at all if you don’t mind the weight of two HP’s. In fact, Carol suggests that if you are undergoing a heavy attack, wear one HP on the front and one on the back to cover both sides of your heart chakra.